he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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