Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish life had little blips of pornography
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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