Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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