Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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