I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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