So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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