It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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