Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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