fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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