just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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