Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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