Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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