kristin has been a bad kristin
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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