Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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