Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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