O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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