You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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