Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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