I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
The power of my boobs compel you
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
