I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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