I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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