How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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