hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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