Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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