I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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