I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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