Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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