Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize
