Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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