This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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