I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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