I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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