But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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