Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
