I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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