I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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