Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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