He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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