I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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