the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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