So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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