watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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