Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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