I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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