id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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