Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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