the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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