is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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