Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
