Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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