New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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